Okay, so, now I'm going to make fun of fortune cookies.

I'm not going to be one of those jerkwads who makes fun of the translations.

What I'm going to say is this:

I've noticed that it's actually true that if you say "between the sheets" after every fortune you get, it works.

For example, this was my mother's tonight:

Relationships is like fingers of you hand. "One" cannot do much. (Between the sheets)

Yeah.

Then we got into the car after we paid and my mom's like "It smells like cat pee in here!"

After we finished smelling our clothes, my sister says "Well, I have candy". I don't know why she said it, but then we figured it out: It was the candy she grabbed from the dish at the counter in the resturant. It made her breath smell like cat piss. No lie. We didn't let her speak for the whole ride home.

I have a surprise for the art classes for tomorrow or Tuesday.